Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:
SAVE THE PLANET
KILL YOURSELF



Six Billion Humans Can't Be Wrong

Lyrics



VICTIM OF LEISURE

Victim of leisure.
Consumer of amusement.


BUY

Buy.
Buy.
Consume. Buy. Be happy.
Consume. Buy. Be happy!
Consume. Buy. Be happy.
Buy more.

Consume. Be happy!
Consume. Be happy.
Buy more. Buy. Buy more. Buy.
Buy more. Buy. Buy more. Buy.
Buy more. Buy. Buy more. Buy.

Consume. Be happy! Buy more. Be happy.
Consume. Be happy! Buy more. Be happy.
Consume. Be happy! Buy more. Be happy.


BUY MORE

Buy more.
Buy more.

Consume. Buy more.
Consume. Buy-bu-bu-buy-buy, buy more.
Consume. Be happy! Buy more.
Consume. Buy-bu-bu-buy-buy, buy more. Be happy.
Consume. Be happy! Buy more.
Consume. Buy more.
Consume.

The Church of Euthanasia.
Information so powerful, you actually use less.

Buy-bu-bu. Buy-bu-bu.
Buy-bu-bu-bu. Buy-bu-bu-bu-buy.
Buy-bu-bu. Buy-bu-bu.
Buy-bu-bu-bu. Buy more. Buy-bu-bu-bu-buy.
Consume. Buy-bu-bu. Buy more. Buy-bu-bu.
Consume. Buy-bu-bu-bu. Buy more. Buy-bu-bu-bu-buy.
Consume. Buy-bu-bu. Buy more. Buy-bu-bu.
Consume. Buy-bu-bu-bu. Buy more. Buy-bu-bu-bu-buy.

Consume. Buy more.
Consume. Buy-bu-bu-buy-buy, buy more.
Consume. Be happy! Buy more.
Consume. Buy-bu-bu-buy-buy, buy more. Be happy.
Consume. Be happy! Buy more.
Consume. Buy more.


SIX BILLION HUMANS CAN'T BE WRONG

The world revolves around me.
What I want.
I want...
A cigarette.
A beer.
A baby.
A new car.
Throw it away.
Where's my lunch?
The world revolves around me.
Me me me me me.
Everyone agrees with me.

We'll never stop living this way.
Six billion humans can't be wrong.
We'll never stop living this way.
Six billion humans can't be wrong.
We'll never stop living this way.
Six billion humans can't be wrong.
We'll never stop living this way.
Six billion humans can't be wrong.
One world, one shit.

The world revolves around me.
A beer.
A cigarette.

Everyone agrees everyone agrees
Everyone agrees everyone agrees
Everyone agrees everyone agrees
Everyone agrees with me.
Six six six six six six billion humans.
We'll never stop we'll never stop
We'll never stop we'll never stop
We'll never stop we'll never stop
We'll never stop we'll never stop
Living this way.
Six six six six six six billion humans.
Everyone agrees we'll never stop
Everyone agrees we'll never stop
Everyone agrees we'll never stop
Everyone agrees we'll never stop
Everyone agrees we'll never stop
Everyone agrees.
Six six six six six six billion humans.
A new car.

A new car.
Six billion humans.
Waaaaah. A baby. Six billion humans.
Waaaaah. A baby. Six billion humans.
Waaaaah. A baby. Six billion humans.
Waaaaah. A baby. Six billion humans.

What I want.
The world revolves around me.
Everyone agrees with me.
What I want. A baby.
Six billion humans can't be wrong.
What I want.
The world revolves around me.
Everyone agrees with me.
What I want. A baby.
Six billion humans can't be wrong.

What I want. Everyone agrees with me.
What I want can't be wrong.
What I want. Everyone agrees with me.
What I want can't be wrong.
What I want. Everyone agrees with me.
What I want can't be wrong.
What I want. Everyone agrees with me.
What I want can't be wrong.
One world, one shit.


SAVE THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELF

Greetings.
We are not of this planet.
We do not understand
Your strange customs.
Your planet's ecosystem
Is failing.
Your leaders deny this
Explain.

Your leaders deny this.
Your leaders deny this.
Your leaders deny this.
Your leaders deny this.

Why
Do you your leaders lie to you?
Why
Do so many of you believe these lies?

Explain
Your strange customs.
Why believe these lies?
Explain
Your strange customs.
Why believe these lies?

Explain
Why.
Explain
Why.
Ecosystem
Is failing.
Explain
Why.

Ecosystem is failing.

Save the planet.
Kill yourself.
Save the planet!
Kill yourself.


STENCIL


FLESHDANCE

Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat
Flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh.
Cow chicken pig human, cow chicken pig human.
What's the difference?
What's the difference? What's the difference?
Cow flesh, chicken flesh, pig flesh, human flesh.
Cow flesh, chicken flesh, pig flesh, human flesh.
Eat flesh eat flesh eat flesh eat flesh
Eat-flesh-eat-flesh-eat-flesh-eat-flesh-
Eat-flesh-eat-flesh-eat-flesh-eat-flesh.
Flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh
Flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh
Flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh
Flesh.

Burning cow smells good. Burning human tastes good.
Burning pig, nice 'n juicy. Burning human, pass the ketchup.
Burning flesh smells good. Burning flesh tastes good.
Human flesh, nice 'n juicy. Human flesh, pass the ketchup.
Burning cow, eat eat. Burning human, flesh flesh.
Burning pig, what's the difference? Burning human, pass the ketchup.
Eat human flesh eat human flesh eat human
Flesh eat human flesh eat human flesh. Kill
Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill.

Eat flesh kill flesh eat flesh kill flesh.
Cow flesh, chicken flesh, pig flesh, human flesh.
Eat flesh kill flesh eat flesh kill flesh.
Cow chicken pig human, nice 'n juicy, what's the difference?
Eat flesh kill flesh eat flesh kill flesh.
Smells good, tastes good, nice 'n juicy, pass the ketchup.
Eat flesh kill flesh eat flesh kill flesh.
Kill kill kill kill
Kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill.

Flesh.
Flesh.
Flesh. Human flesh.
Flesh kill. Human flesh kill.
Flesh. Human flesh.
Flesh kill. Human flesh kill.
Flesh. Human flesh.
Flesh kill. Human flesh kill.
Eat. Flesh. Eat human flesh.
Eat. Flesh kill. Eat human flesh kill.
Eat. Flesh. Eat human flesh.
Kill human, eat human. Eat human flesh.

Eat. Flesh. Eat human flesh.
Cow flesh, chicken flesh, pig flesh, human flesh.
Eat. Flesh. Eat human flesh.
Cow chicken pig human. Nice 'n juicy, what's the difference?
Eat. Flesh. Eat human flesh.
Eat flesh kill flesh eat flesh kill flesh.
Eat. Flesh. Eat human flesh.
Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill.

Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat
Flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh.
Eat flesh eat flesh eat flesh eat flesh
Eat-flesh-eat-flesh-eat-flesh-eat-flesh-
Eat-flesh-eat-flesh-eat-flesh-eat-flesh.

Cow flesh, chicken flesh, pig flesh, human flesh.
Cow flesh, chicken flesh, pig flesh, human flesh.

Eat kill eat kill eat kill eat kill
Eat kill eat kill eat kill eat kill
Eat kill eat kill eat kill eat kill
Eat.


ZEAL

Determination.
Tenacity.
Persistence.
Gumption.
Zeal.


SEX IS GOOD

Sex is good.


SEX IS GOOD (WITH MARILYN)

Sex is good.


STEEL PEAS


I JUST CAN'T LET GO

I just can't let go.
Easy.



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