|Church of Euthanasia
The One Commandment:
"Thou shall not procreate"
The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy
SAVE THE PLANET
ITEMS ARE NOT FOR SALE
SHOWN FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES ONLY
The official CoE T-shirt says "SAVE THE PLANET KILL YOURSELF"
on the front in bold spiky letters, with "THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA"
below it, in smaller script. A four-pillared temple appears on the back,
with the caption "SUICIDE - ABORTION - CANNIBALISM - SODOMY."
White ink on black 100% cotton, $12 each.
Stickers and Buttons
ALL STICKERS $1 EACH
ALL BUTTONS $.75 EACH
The front says "Thank you for not breeding." The back is a
graphic of the Earth completely covered with humans. White ink on
black 100% cotton, $12 each.
The front says "SAVE THE PLANET KILL YOURSELF" exactly like
the ubiqitous bumper sticker. The back features the international symbols:
a graphic of the earth inside a red circle, next to a graphic of a human,
inside a red circle with a slash. White and red ink on black 100% cotton,
NEW! SIX BILLION HUMANS CAN'T BE WRONG by Chris
Korda & the Church of Euthanasia. 72 minutes of electronic dance
music on CD. Twelve tracks including Victim of Leisure, Buy, Buy More,
Fleshdance, Six Billion Humans Can't Be Wrong, Sex Is Good,
and the club classic Save The Planet, Kill Yourself.
This is a 100% professional production, with mixes by DJ Naughty,
DJ Grinser, and David Frangioni, plus beautiful graphics
by Lydia Eccles. Shipped with sticker and prayer card while they last,
all for a $10 donation. Click here for RealAudio samples
The original Kevorkian Records pressing of the international techno
hit "Save The Planet, Kill Yourself", on 12" vinyl. $6 each.
An 11" x 15" black and white poster that graphically
depicts the Four Pillars of the church, with Jesus crucified above
them, $2 each.
Snuff It #1 and #2 are SOLD OUT, sorry. #3, and #4 are still available,
<e-sermons vol. 1
A 28-page booklet containing the first thirteen e-sermons and the incredible
transcription of "An Afternoon with Jeremy Rifkin." $2. We're
not even breaking even on these. Include an extra dollar and we'll love
you forever. It's all for a good cause. Or join the church and get it for
A subscription to SNUFF IT, the quarterly magazine of the Church of
Euthanasia. $10 for six issues.
If you're never going to procreate, you're a member already, but why
not make it official? Membership includes a subscription to SNUFF IT, and
an embossed membership certificate, suitable for framing, plus the e-sermon
booklet, all for only $10. Warning: this is a lifetime membership!
You are taking a lifetime vow to not procreate, and you will be a
member of the Church of Euthanasia until you die or procreate, whichever
comes first (hopefully the former). There are no exceptions, so don't do
this unless you're sure.
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