Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shall not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy


SAVE THE PLANET
KILL YOURSELF



Human Population:

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On-Line Catalog


Stickers and Buttons



STPBS

STPBS

STPIB
STPIB

EPNAS
EPNAS

TYFNB
TYFNB

STICKERS
Stickers

BUTTONS
Buttons

ALL STICKERS $1 EACH
ALL BUTTONS $.75 EACH


T-Shirts



COETS
The official CoE T-shirt says "SAVE THE PLANET KILL YOURSELF" on the front in bold spiky letters, with "THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA" below it, in smaller script. A four-pillared temple appears on the back, with the caption "SUICIDE - ABORTION - CANNIBALISM - SODOMY." White ink on black 100% cotton, $12 each.

Thank_You_For_Not_Breeding_T-shirt
NOBTS
The front says "Thank you for not breeding." The back is a graphic of the Earth completely covered with humans. White ink on black 100% cotton, $12 each.

Save_The_Planet_T
STPTS
The front says "SAVE THE PLANET KILL YOURSELF" exactly like the ubiqitous bumper sticker. The back features the international symbols: a graphic of the earth inside a red circle, next to a graphic of a human, inside a red circle with a slash. White and red ink on black 100% cotton, $12 each.


Music



SIXCD
NEW! SIX BILLION HUMANS CAN'T BE WRONG by Chris Korda & the Church of Euthanasia. 72 minutes of electronic dance music on CD. Twelve tracks including Victim of Leisure, Buy, Buy More, Fleshdance, Six Billion Humans Can't Be Wrong, Sex Is Good, and the club classic Save The Planet, Kill Yourself. This is a 100% professional production, with mixes by DJ Naughty, DJ Grinser, and David Frangioni, plus beautiful graphics by Lydia Eccles. Shipped with sticker and prayer card while they last, all for a $10 donation. Click here for RealAudio samples and lyrics.
STP12
The original Kevorkian Records pressing of the international techno hit "Save The Planet, Kill Yourself", on 12" vinyl. $6 each.

Posters



JESPS




JESPS
An 11" x 15" black and white poster that graphically depicts the Four Pillars of the church, with Jesus crucified above them, $2 each.



'Zines



SNUF2<#2
BACK ISSUES
Snuff It #1 and #2 are SOLD OUT, sorry. #3, and #4 are still available, $3 each.

ESERM<e-sermons vol. 1
ESERM
A 28-page booklet containing the first thirteen e-sermons and the incredible transcription of "An Afternoon with Jeremy Rifkin." $2. We're not even breaking even on these. Include an extra dollar and we'll love you forever. It's all for a good cause. Or join the church and get it for free!


Ordering Information




SNFYR
A subscription to SNUFF IT, the quarterly magazine of the Church of Euthanasia. $10 for six issues.
MEMBR
If you're never going to procreate, you're a member already, but why not make it official? Membership includes a subscription to SNUFF IT, and an embossed membership certificate, suitable for framing, plus the e-sermon booklet, all for only $10. Warning: this is a lifetime membership! You are taking a lifetime vow to not procreate, and you will be a member of the Church of Euthanasia until you die or procreate, whichever comes first (hopefully the former). There are no exceptions, so don't do this unless you're sure.

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