Pastor Kim co-founded the CoE, contributes tirelessly to the planning
and execution of CoE actions, and electrified six million viewers with a crucified
rubber chicken on the Jerry Springer show. A true renaissance man, he excels at
mathematics and painting.
Cardinal Paley is a gifted cartoonist
and animator, creator of anti-human films including
and a member of VHEMT. She joined the CoE in 1996,
and was elevated in 1997, after her single-handed defense of cannibalism on the
Jerry Springer show.
Cardinal Spaink is a writer and newspaper
columnist. She joined the CoE in 1997, and was elevated after she promoted the CoE
in the Dutch national media, including a
televison news appearance during which she made a christian politician sweat visibly.
Vermin Supreme is a media
activist, bad-tempered clown, dental hygiene advocate, perennial presidential
hopeful, and all-around celebrity. He joined the CoE in 1997, and has been known
to squirt christians in the face with a penis-shaped water pistol.
(AKA Jardin) is an artist, musician, activist, and tireless organizer of the Church of Euthanasia in Europe.
AKA Dr. Jack Kevorkian, 1928-2011, was the world's best-known advocate of euthanasia,
and personally assisted more than 100 suicides. In 1998, CBS's "60 Minutes" aired a
videotape showing him giving a lethal injection to Thomas Youk, who
suffered from Lou Gehrig's disease. Kevorkian served 8 years
AKA Margaret Sanger, 1879-1966, founder of the American birth
control movement and Planned Parenthood. While her views on genetic fitness, fashionable
among progressives of her time, would be considered insensitive by today's standards,
she was not a racist; her enemies have used falsified statements to discredit her.
The official Church of Euthanasia archive site at U. Michigan, thanks to
Rita our excellent archivist. Snuff It, E-Sermons, the works. HTML versions
are available here at our own website.