Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:

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The French nuclear testing on Muroroa and Fangataufa is an abomination, and must be stopped. We call for a Jihad, a holy war of propaganda. Let there be demonstration, disruption, and DADA. Let President Chirac's ears ring with shouts of protest. Let the French people set an example of compassion for all other nations.

We ask each and every one of you to send a fax to the French Consulate, and if you are a U.S. citizen, to the Whitehouse as well. The U.S. French Consulate's fax number is (202) 944-6072, and the Whitehouse fax number is (202) 456-2883. We enclose copies of our faxes for inspiration.

In France, try reaching Dr. Jacques Bouchard, Director, Division of Military Application, Commissariat A L'Energie Atomique, 31-33 rue de la Federation, 75753 Paris CEDEX 15, fax (33-1) 4056-1429, or French Assembly member M. Jean-Michel Boucheron, fax (33-1) 4063-8695 or (33-1) 9978-1092.

For further information, please e-mail our friend John Wysocki. He recently sent us this list of additional fax numbers and e-mail addresses:

French President, Jacques Chirac
33 1 47 42 24 65
French Prime Minister, Alain Juppe
33 1 45 44 15 72
French Defense Minister, Charles Millon
33 1 47 05 40 91
French foreign Affairs Minister, Herve de Charette
33 1 43 17 53 53
French Embassy
French Mission to the U.N.
French Consulate
212-606-3610 & 212-606-3691
French embassy, Dominique Girard, Fax
61 6 216 0127
French embassy, Fax
04 384 5298 (Commercial Counsellor)
French embassy
Main Switchboard
44 171 201 1000
Armed Forces
44 171 201 1094
Defence Procurement
44 171 201 1061
Commercial Section
44 171 235 7080
Web page to direct email to Jacques Chirac (possibly closed ?)
Atomic Energy Commission
OECD Nuclear Energy
Defense Ministry
US French Embassy
Ambassador in USA (Dr Bruno Oudet)
French Ministry of Culture
Commisariat a l'Energie Atomique (the people who make the bomb!)
The operator of the French Government W3 HomePage
gov. agency machines

    Dear Consul,

    According to an ancient Hopi prophecy, "A gourd of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans." The "gourd of ashes" is the nuclear weapon, and its use is one of the signs of the Great Purification, along with climate change, increases in the frequency and severity of "natural disasters," and loss of species including the beaching of whales.

    Though we have already poisoned the air and water, desecrated many sacred places, and destroyed one-third of the species on this living planet, Humans may still prove capable of restraint; the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty is a symbol of this faint hope. We pray that the French will seek the path of enlightenment, and demonstrate their respect for this treaty, by immediately cancelling the nuclear weapons tests on Moruroa.

    Dear President Clinton,

    [same as above]

    In part due to your efforts, the United States has taken many small steps towards violating the NPT, even while publicly upholding it. The resumption of French testing could easily provide an excuse for the United States to abandon the treaty entirely. We urge you to renew America's commitment to the NPT, by personally telephoning President Chirac to persuade him to cancel the tests.

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