Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:

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The Church of Euthanasia

The folks who maintain this morbid site are driven by the guiding principle, "Thou Shalt Not Procreate." This pro-euthanasia group describes itself as "a nonprofit educational foundation devoted to restoring balance between humans and the remaining species on earth." In other words, this church of the poisoned mind advocates massive voluntary population reduction through suicide, abortion, cannibalism and sodomy (defined as all sexual acts not intended for procreation). Check out all the latest population indices, as well as essays on such stimulating topics as how to butcher a human carcass. Peruse the latest edition of Snuff It, a quarterly journal, and read Sister Catherine's essay, "This Old Cervix," which declaims, "No breeding! If I have to explain this concept to another friend or relative I will vomit." There's also a write-in area, "Ask Chrissy," in which a transvestite offers advice on such topics as "How To Commit Suicide." Bitter to the core, but with a lingering sense of humor.

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