Can sodomy save the planet?

“Save the planet, kill yourself!” Suicide, abortion, cannibalism, sodomy!” Chris Korda, Church of Euthanasia

“The tragedy, the true catastrophe, is that humanity continues…” Louis Wolfson, Church of Euthanasia

Energy saving, pontificating violins, documentaries, political parties, organic food: everything is good for saving the planet. But after the ecological hysteria of 2007, saving the earth remained at a standstill. For what? According to the Tryangle, the reason is the following: no ecologist today has found the solution to the human pests of the blue planet... Except perhaps the Church of Euthanasia which poses a real question: what if the solution, was it sodomy?

The Church of Euthanasia

In a previous article, the Tryangle told you about the Movement for the Voluntary Extinction of Humanity. Compared to the Church of Euthanasia, let us say it straight away, the Movement was soft. Both have in common the desire for the total disappearance of humanity to preserve the Earth. It is the means that differ but also the power: the Church of Euthanasia has many more members and is known for its resounding actions, to say the least. Dadaist or terrorist, real or hoax: what is the Church of Euthanasia?

To date, we have not obtained an interview with one of its members and it is almost impossible to know if the Church exists anywhere other than on the internet, during happenings and its sermons. The Church of Euthanasia is an anti-speciesist (rejecting any discrimination based on species, for example the moral superiority of humans over animals) and anti-humanist group, whose provocations are a sort of cross between Dadaism, extreme ecology and the punk movement. Officially recognized on March 25, 1994 in the State of Delaware, then, on August 22, 1995, by the American federal administration, it therefore benefits, like more traditional religions, from the tax advantages granted to charitable works.

With a head office in Somerville in the United States, it officially claims religious status and enjoys, according to Paul Ariès, “the glory of the American and German media” (Der Spiegel in 1996). It has been established since 1991 in the United States, Germany, Belgium, England, etc. It is led by transgender “Reverend” Chrissy Korda assisted by Pastor Scott, “Brother” Denis and “Sisters” Catherine and Laura.

Indeed, the Church intends to oppose humanicide to ecocide:

“We have something to do very quickly and the most important thing we can do is reduce our population” (…). “It is something that each of us can do, it does not require special training and that is why every member of the church of euthanasia takes a vow never to procreate again.”

The Church, however, does not (unlike other groups) propose the total extinction of Humanity, unless efforts undertaken to quickly restore balance ultimately fail.

So it was Chris Korda who laid the foundation stone of the Church of Euthanasia. A new kind of saint, she has a mystical experience in the style of “The Road to Damascus” when one night, a “Being” visits her during a dream and explains to her that the planetary ecosystem is deteriorated and that she must found a new one. Worship to announce this final message. When she woke up, she had in mind the slogan of her future Church: “Save the planet, destroy yourself”. With several thousand followers, some of whom are minors aged 14, the dogma of the Church of Euthanasia is similar to that of the VEHMT: “You will not procreate! ". In the same way, parents can be admitted if they undertake never to give birth again under penalty of ex-communication.

Chriss Korda, the popess of the movement, is the author of astonishing electro songs towards which it is not improbable that one feels a sort of embarrassment, perhaps even a slight feeling of unease. She works on the label of the famous DJ Hell. Warning, keep children away due to a mixture of 9/11 imagery and facial cumshots.

The censored version: [censored version of "I Like to Watch"]

For the uncensored versions, click here. Please note: prohibited for under 18s and… for most people.

In an interview that Chris Korda gave to Batofar, he/she explains his feelings when he saw the World Trade Center towers collapse. Here is an excerpt from the interview:

This clip shows exactly how I felt when I saw the media's treatment of the September 11 attacks. I don't think I'm the only one in the world who experienced sexual satisfaction from watching the attacks, but it seems I'm one of the few to admit it publicly. Karlheinz Stockhausen, considered by many to be the father of modern electronic music, said of the attacks that it was "the greatest work of art of all time", and although I agree with him, I regret that he omits their sexual dimension. The towers were powerful symbols of American domination, both political and imperialist, but also sexual and patriarchal.

The towers, which sat vertically above the New York sky, had an obvious phallic appearance and embodied the typically masculine model of the American cowboy. But during the attacks, the situation was reversed: the towers were penetrated and therefore took on the female gender. In the famous close-up, the hole dug by the plane strangely resembles a vagina: a humiliating feminine “flaw” for the proud United States of America. The sexual symbolism continued with the towers' mind-boggling collapse that resembled a post-ejaculatory loss of erection.

Faced with these images loaded with sexual connotations, the media reacted with the same fascination as that of a child who witnesses sexual intercourse for the first time in his life. The incessant repetition of the sequence where the plane enters the towers was obviously pornographic; the projection of flames and debris seen in slow motion accentuated this effect. Even the Washington Post called this sequence a “money shot” and called it “our new porn” in the December 31, 2001 issue.

How to reduce the planetary population?

Concretely, what does the Church of Euthanasia do (apart from nice little songs)? Since 1993, it has multiplied shock actions, for example on American campuses or aimed at the general public. Its activists infiltrate “anti-speciesist” or pro-euthanasia groups. To add insult to injury, Satanist or vampyre groups also provide publicity. Giant tablet of RU-486, commando against sperm banks, fluorescent inflatable penis, the activities of the movement have developed real know-how in terms of provocation/street-marketing during street demonstrations. In the elections, the Church took a position in favor of candidates claiming to be Unabomber, whose real name is Théodore Kaczynski, sentenced to life in prison in 1997 for 3 assassinations, 23 injured during 43 attacks during his 18 years in office. American eco-terrorist.

However, there is no question of playing with fears of the Apocalypse because this prospect of the “end of the world” would imply the destruction of the eco-system that it precisely intends to preserve.

The Church of Euthanasia therefore gives 4 directives:

• Suicide is optional but encouraged.
• Abortion may be required to avoid procreation.
• Cannibalism is obligatory if you are a “meatist”
• Sodomy is optional but strongly encouraged.

Even if voluntary solutions remain favored, the Church believes that the sole refusal of pregnancies will never be able to solve the Earth's problem. Courageously, its leaders explain that they personally chose to “sacrifice” themselves by not committing suicide, to do something more useful by convincing many others to do it (sic). “They undertake, on the other hand, to commit suicide if the human population continued to grow.” Dada or dada?

The Tryangle really leans towards the first interpretation, which is not the case for Paul Ariès, very first degree:

They are developing a theology of suicide with devastating effects on vulnerable individuals. Mass suicide would have been practiced, like euthanasia, in ancient societies. Today, it would be possible to provoke a new cultural revolution in its favor. The leaders of the COE believe that the legal risks have become low, since many prosuicide books circulate freely in the United States, such as the famous “The Final Exit”, which provides precise instructions on the choice and dosage of drugs.

They therefore launched their “direct suicide assistance program” in 1997 in the form of a telephone server broadcasting technical advice and encouragement to potential candidates: it notably gave as an example the list of major stars who have already committed suicide. The COE even managed to fool an advertising company that posted the phone number thinking it was a prevention campaign because of its slogan: “Suicide Hotline.” The operation will be blocked after an intervention by lawyers.

Source :
– Very inspired by Paul Ariès, Political scientist
– Lyon II in Bulles N°76 – 4th quarter 2002.
– Prevensectes.com
– Batofar

WRITTEN BY: ThéoBé

The preceding is a translation. The original language is here.