Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:

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You Are the Problem

Chris Korda is under the ultimate deadline. As reverend of the Church of Euthanasia (, she's running an edgy, in-your-face campaign to stop human overpopulation before every redwood, owl, and butterfly fades into history.

With a droll theology that advocates suicide, abortion, cannibalism, and sodomy. Korda and her crew of young eco-hackers are waging war on the reproductive habits of the baby boomer generation -- before the planet gets too messed up.

"Some of the hardest cases we deal with are liberals and other 'humanists' who consider themselves intelligent and civilized," Korda says. "They are far more heavily indoctrinated than less 'educated' people and therefore offer much more resistance." In Korda's perfect world, people will think of themselves less as individuals and more as members of a species of "tool-wielding apes, housed among many other sentient beings, all of whom play some part in this vast, extraordinary, living organism we call Earth."

-Kate Rix

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