Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:

Snuff It #3


Some people think pictures of dicks and pussies are obscene. They are misinformed. We are losing a species to extinction every sixty minutes. That is obscene. We are losing an acre of trees every eight seconds in the U.S. alone. That is obscene. Why are all those trees being destroyed? Why are all those plants and animals extinct? Why are large areas of the Earth becoming deserts?

I'll tell you why. Because there are too many people. Too many dicks in too many pussies making too many people. The human population is increasing by one million every four days. That's a net increase of 95 million people per year. Another Mexico, every year. Got it?

Have you had children? I know, it's personal, but it's just the two of us here, so let's get personal. If you haven't, you've done more for the planet than most people, more than most so-called "environmentalists". If you have had children, would you kindly do us all a big favor and not have any more? If you're thinking about it, think about something else. There's plenty of children and animals and forests and streams that need nurturing right now. In fact, the world is crawling with suffering beings of every description. They're displaced and deprived and damaged and hurting and they all need love, so if you want to nurture, start with them! The last thing this planet needs right now is more hungry mouths, more disposable diapers and trendy baby strollers and cheap plastic toys and stylish baby clothes.

The planet is dying. Do you understand? The planet is dying. This is a fact. There is no more time for having babies, or going back to school, or getting a promotion, or buying a new car, or taking a nice vacation, or even taking pictures of dicks and pussies. That's over now. It didn't work. We're about to try something else. One of two things is going to happen. Either the entire human race is going to make a leap of consciousness to a totally new species awareness...or we're going to exterminate ourselves and every other species that's left on this beautiful, living planet, in a massive, simultaneous anti-orgasm of ecocide, pain and death.

It's up to you. Think about it.

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