Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:

Snuff It #3

Last Call Before the Devolution

by M.C.McDonald

The human body is a self-propelled fluid container. When the vessel is ruptured, the fluid leaks.

Is this a controversial statement? Somehow unpatriotic? What is this power that our own internal sap holds upon us? Isn't this the 20th century? The dissection of cadavers was for centuries verboten. The corpse was a sacred object, whilst everywhere the living were slaughtered by Plague, by cholera, by diphtheria & malaria & smallpox...but there strode amongst the humans some naughty boys, bursting with a deadly curiosity. They petitioned the Church, they wished to unzip the sacred vessel, discover its secrets. And at long last the Church weakened its fierce resolve, let slack its vigilance. "And Civilization has been going downhill ever since."

Man was made in the image of God. If you wish to learn the truth about God, then read his Public Relations statements. Muckraking about with a scalpel is cheating, wallowing in FILTH; yes the Creator too has sweat & tears & urine, semen & pus & post-nasal drip & the Mexican squirts, & then there is the blood, all that blood, His omnipotent Blood, Blood of the Lamb, you better run like Hell when it engorges His Eternal Phallus, He is all alone, you know, in His monotheistic universe, He must resort to fornication with...lesser creatures: bestiality. If they are unwilling, well tough. God had no qualms about torturing Job--on a BET. You think He'd think twice about "bustin' her pussy-walls"? "I shall greatly multiply your pain in childbearing."--God. To whom could she complain? There is no higher court than the Creator of the Universe. In His sacred text the Old Testament the Lord shew forth His Nature in all its glory: He is petty, vain, jealous, schizophrenic, tyrannical, sadistic. A terrorist. Humans, of course, are expected to hold themselves to a higher standard.

(Contribution to Mike Diana defense fund book)

PATENT 5,170,381


Eldon Taylor, Las Vegas, NV and James R. Woodhams, Henderson, NV.
8 December 1992 (Class 369/4); filed 22 November 1989

The intent of this patent is to use two audio-frequency magnetic playback channels "to deliver subliminal messages to the brain. On one channel, accessing the left brain hemisphere, the message delivered is meaningfully spoken, forward-masked, permissive affirmations delivered in a round-robin manner by a male voice, a female voice and a child's voice. On the other channel, accessing the right brain, directive messages, in the same voices, are recorded in backwards-masked (or meta-contrast). The three voices are mixed using a special processor which converts sound frequencies to electrical impulses and tracks the subliminal message to synchronize the subliminal message in stereo with the primary carrier."

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