Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:
SAVE THE PLANET
KILL YOURSELF




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ASK CHRISSY

Dear Chrissy, what can I do about the climate crisis?
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Regarding concrete actions you could take to turn things around: Firstly you could not procreate. Anyone who eschews procreation deserves a pass on everything else, for the simple reason that non-procreation has a uniquely exponential effect. Unlike recycling, eating low on the food chain, biking, using LED light bulbs, etc. all of which only reduce your environmental impact during your own lifetime, non-procreation eliminates your future impact, all the way out to the most distant geological time horizon. There is no other voluntary behavioral change you could make that would have anything like the exponential impact of avoiding all of your potential progeny. While you're at it you could also adopt a vegetarian-or better yet a vegan-diet. This is surprisingly easy to do and probably has the largest possible impact after non-procreation. Regarding your income, non-procreation costs you nothing, on the contrary assuming you live in the USA it saves you on the order of a quarter-million dollars per child. In my experience vegetarianism and veganism also yield significant savings, despite massive and absurdly illogical government subsidies for the meat and dairy industries.


Blessed are the childless, for they will not infest the earth. —Rev. Chris Korda

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