Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

SAVE THE PLANET
KILL YOURSELF

Snuff It

ISSUE #5

Table Of Contents:

Editorial · Letters · Naval Assault on Earthfest · Ask Chrissy · War on the Future · The Jerry Springer Show · Sex Dolls in Brothels · Wake Up, It's Time To Die! · Less · Apologize · An Open Letter to the Kid I'll Never Have · Sentience Hurts · The Bunny Bowl · A Thin Layer of Oily Rock · Ditch the Pharaohs · Runway · Approaching the End · A Near-Perfect Death · Credits

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